rivertam:

(via breathsoftruth)

fujiidom:

(fuckyeahsheldonpenny / zauberin)

Sheldon: It’s you! I touched you!
Penny: Happy Valentine’s Day.

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fuckyeahsheldonpenny:

imperfect-remnant: fujiidom:

The Evolution of Awkward Hugging (So Far)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

But how do you expect me to live alone with just me, cause my world revolves you; it’s so hard for me to breathe. Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air.

Glee 1.07 - “Throwdown”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Kelso: You and Jackie are gossiping now? You know, the more you two go out, the more like each other you get.
Eric: Yeah. Who knows what you and your little girlfriend are gonna be like in a couple of months?
[goes to imaginary sequence]
Jackie and Hyde: Two-four-six-eight. Who do we appreciate? GOOOO TEAM!
Hyde: Jackie! I heard the best piece of gossip. Eric Foreman doesn’t have any school spirit.
Jackie: Oh! I’m telling everyone!
Hyde: Too late! I already did!
Jackie: Ah-haha!

That 70s Show 5.05 - “Ramble On”

(via cranberries)

fuckyeahsheldonpenny:

acrossoceans:

Sheldon: Penny, thank you!
Penny: You’re welcome.
Sheldon: Since I rarely hug, I’m relying on your expertise regarding duration.
Penny: I think we’re there.
Sheldon: Oh, good.

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(via maddiemoments)

ardorandapathy:

kristinay:

fxckyeahparamore:

paramonica:

(via sodapopcurtis)

Misguided Ghosts. One of my favorites from their new album. :)

fujiidom:

Sheldon: My true purpose in being here will be revealed in this brief PowerPoint presentation. [to Penny] Lights. [at Penny’s blank look, walks over and turns them off himself] Why Sheldon Cooper, PhD Should Go To Switzerland To See The CERN Super Collider, a PowerPoint presentation by Sheldon Cooper, PhD.
Penny: Oh, for Gods’ sakes.
Sheldon: [clicks to next slide] Here, we have a highly gifted researcher in the field of particle physics whose work brought him to the precipice of forever changing mankind’s understanding of the universe. AKA, me. [clicks to next slide] And here, we have a waitress brushing her teeth with her finger. AKA, you.
Penny: I’m sorry, is this supposed to be buttering me up?
Sheldon: Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation. [clicks to next slide] This, is the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, in Switzerland, the product of decades of planning and construction. It is a mecca for physicists, the world over. [clicks to next slide] This, is Bath & Body Works on Colorado Boulevard. They sell scented soaps and lotions, some of which contain glitter. Now. [clicks to next slide] Let’s see if we can match the individual to the appropriate destination.
Penny: Okay, show’s over. [walks over and turns on lights]
Sheldon: No, it’s not! I’ve got five more slides.

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breathsoftruth:

pavelchekov:

Leonard: Okay, I know what will cheer you up, let’s play one of your driving games!

Sheldon: Alright. This game is called Traitors. I will name three historical figures, you put them in order of the heinousness their betrayal. Benedict Arnold. Judas. Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

Leonard: Do you really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?

Sheldon: You’re right. Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.

Leonard: C’mon, Sheldon. Can’t you at least try to understand how much this means to me?

Sheldon: Round two: Leonard Hofstadter, Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.

Leonard: Rupert Murdoch?

Sheldon: He owns FOX and they cancelled Firefly. Hint: he and Darth Vader are tied for number two.

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