February 2012
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I always said I’d take a puck in the teeth for the Bruins, now I have a chance...
– Mike Mottau (via alwaysunnyariana)
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...
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Oh my god, this… THIS. It is THIS mentality that is the beginnings of abuse culture, especially for young girls. I was told that shit when I was young. We TRAIN our girls to think that assholish...
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was